1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra.
2. Do whatever you feel like.
3. Pop beats poetry.
4. Get high at least once a day.
5. You shall not screw another Charolastra’s girl.
6. Whoever likes Team America is a fag.
7. Whacking off rules.
8. Never marry a virgin.
9. Whoever roots for Team America… (it’s worth repeating)
10. Truth is cool, but unattainable.
11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of “Charolastra.”
(from Y Tu Mama Tambien)